I've made a decision. This is the year that I will NOT have a farmers tan. You know, when the top half of your arms are as white as the driven snow, and the bottom half has a nice tan. No more, I say!
I've been working out A LOT. And although I do still have some bat wing issues, I've decided I don't care. I am going to start showing off the 'guns'.
If I end up with a farmers tan this summer, it will be by pure accident. Like if I get caught out in the sun with a t-shirt on and can't help it. Otherwise, I'm wearing tanks. I'll be out working in the yard and playing with my kids in a tank top ALL SUMMER.
If my neighbors don't like my old lady bat wings, they can look some where else.
I'm almost 40 years old and for the first time in my life I will be bearing my arms.
Oh, and, just to let you know, you might want to get out your sunglasses today because I'm also wearing shorts! The pasty whites are out for the whole world to see, and I don't care!
Have a great day everyone.